10 Signs your at a bad zoo来自jisuwa.com
10.When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys
are giving you the finger.
9.The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from
the football team during training camp.
8.The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.
7.The Zoo keeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.
6.The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles
the one from The Lion King.
5.The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more
than the University of Florida's Mascot.
4.If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you.
3.Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly
dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den.
2.Not only does the Elephant appear to be two guys in a two
part Elephant suit but its always groping the customers.
1.Two words: Hippo Dogs!
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