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Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor : You've had an accident involving a train. Patient : What happened? Doctor : Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient : Well... The bad news first .. Doctor : Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them. Patient : That's terrible! What's the good news? Doctor : There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
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