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bad news and very bad news来自jisuwa.com

Doctor　　: I have some bad news and some very bad news.   Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.   Doctor　　: The lab called with your test results. They   said you have 24 hours　　to live.   Patient : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse?   What's the very bad　　news?   Doctor　　: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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