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Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Women来自jisuwa.com

　　10. A Christmas tree doesn`t care how many other Christmas  　　trees you have had in the past.
 9. Christmas trees don`t get mad if you use exotic electrical  　　devices.
 8. A Christmas tree doesn`t care if you have an artificial  　　one in the closet.
 7. A Christmas tree doesn`t get mad if you break one of its  　　balls.
 6. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
 5. A Christmas tree doesn`t get mad if you look up underneath  　　it.

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