The Top 10 Things NOT to say to a Police Officer来自jisuwa.com
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
- Bill Gates
- 10 Ways to Tell If Your Company is Going Under
- Yo mama so fat...
- Ventriloquist
- We don’t sell to blondes
- Training Courses for Men
- How to keep a healthy level of insanity
- Ball Study
- The Lying Sermon
- Shingles
- sandwiches
- Green Side Up!
- Why E-mail is like a penis...
- 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
- Yo mama so...
- Top 10 Signs You’ve Got A Bad ISP...
- 1999 Darwin Award Winners
- Phrases you wish you could use at work/school
- NEW Barbie dolls
- cost of tooth
- 100 reasons it’s great to be a guy
- The Top 10 Things NOT to say to a Police Officer
- Two horses
- A Family Quarrel