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You Might Be A Redneck If... You think the last three words of the national anthem is 'start your engines.'
You Might Be A Redneck If... Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
You Might Be A Redneck If... One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You Might Be A Redneck If... If you refer to the fifth grade as, "your senior year".
You Might Be A Redneck If... You think the stock market has fence around it.
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
You Might Be A Redneck If... You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
You Might Be A Redneck If... Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow... but she can't touch it 'til she's fourteen.
You Might Be A Redneck If... The figurines on top your wedding cake were wearing overalls.
You Might Be A Redneck If... Your favorite restaurant has a sawdust floor
You Might Be A Redneck If... You've ever burped and killed a fly
You Might Be A Redneck If... There were dogs in the church on your wedding day
You Might Be A Redneck If... You're saving up to gravel your driveway.
You Might Be A Redneck If... You've ever bought a used cap.
You Might Be A Redneck If... You turn the sprinkler on and tell the kids it's a water park.
You Might Be A Redneck If... You've ever had to have a wrecker pull your car out of a pothole in your driveway.
You Might Be A Redneck If... Your wedding cake was made by Sarah Lee
You Might Be A Redneck If... You've ever had a dream about beef jerky.
You Might Be A Redneck If... Winn-Dixie catered your wedding.
You Might Be A Redneck If... Your not actually able to read the Richard Petty Story, but you sure like to look at the pictures.
You Might Be A Redneck If... You've ever tried to pass an entire funeral procession.
You Might Be A Redneck If... Your driving a vehicle with no original body parts.
You Might Be A Redneck If... In preparation for a romantic evening, you stop by the grocery store for a bottle of Mr. Bubble.
You Might Be A Redneck If... The fireworks stand gives you a volume discount.