Ventriloquist来自jisuwa.com
A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain in an Arkansas bar. He's going through his usual stupid redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says threateningly, "I've heard just about enough of your smart mouth hillbilly jokes - we ain't all stupid here in Arkansas!" Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy interrupts him and says, "You stay out of this mister-- I'm talking to the smart mouth little fella on your knee!"
英语篇相关推荐
- Men’s Advice To Women
- 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
- Misc Politics
- say sorry
- We don’t sell to blondes
- difference
- Hotel Translations
- The Work Virus
- Prison VS. Work Debate
- Programmer’s Translation
- Light Bulb Jokes
- Lawyer Quickies
- The Lying Sermon
- Yo mama so...
- Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Women
- Beautiful!
- bad news and very bad news 2
- A Family Quarrel
- The Man Dictionary
- How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
- When do people talk least
- Engineer in Hell
- Mommy is going to eat your fingers
- Improvement
别人正在查